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I only watch the movies to see RPattz.  The rest of it is so annoying.  Especially BD, because who cares if unchanging vampires have longer/shorter hair that is a different color than it was in prior movies.  And well, the acting just sucks.  Of course, there is RPattz....  he is so cute, especially in Eclipse.  Where for some strange reason, his sex hair is shorter.  But actually more in keeping with what it would have been like if he were turned in 1918. 

Happy Anniversary Booked!

So I'm trying to get rid of this stupid cold my husband so sweetly brought home and shared with me.  The worst part? I have to wear a pad because sudden coughing fits overcomes any kegels.  I can feel it coming, tighten up, and still....changed my sweats 3 times until I found the pads. I don't think I've had a cold with this much coughing before.  Usually cough drops and hot tea keeps it in line.

I love the movies, annoying, horrible wigs, bad acting, and all! I can't help myself!

Ugh... I'm on the tail end of this cold... The cough lasts FOREVERRRRRRR!!!! I hope you feel better soon!  
 
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Hmmm I don't remember them being merged, but this website redid it all in Epov.

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That's actually what I'm reading now, or it will be, once I get that far. I merged her MS with Meyer's incomplete copy, and I'm currently switching back and forth between Twilight and MS. I'm just now starting the chapters where Bella goes to La Push the first time.


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Someone may have done it, but legally, putting the real book in can get you in trouble.  So they probably couldn't post it here or on FFnet.  Not that SM hasn't gotten her money's worth from all of us already.  Because I bought them all.....in multiple versions.  Though it would be cool.

I only watch the movies to see RPattz.  The rest of it is so annoying.  Especially BD, because who cares if unchanging vampires have longer/shorter hair that is a different color than it was in prior movies.  And well, the acting just sucks.  Of course, there is RPattz....  he is so cute, especially in Eclipse.  Where for some strange reason, his sex hair is shorter.  But actually more in keeping with what it would have been like if he were turned in 1918. 

Happy Anniversary Booked!

So I'm trying to get rid of this stupid cold my husband so sweetly brought home and shared with me.  The worst part? I have to wear a pad because sudden coughing fits overcomes any kegels.  I can feel it coming, tighten up, and still....changed my sweats 3 times until I found the pads. I don't think I've had a cold with this much coughing before.  Usually cough drops and hot tea keeps it in line. 

My mom has been working on kicking that cold since Thanksgiving! She'll get better for a few days, then right back to coughing and snuffling. I feel you on the leakage, too, ugh! I can cough or sneeze on a normal day, but somehow, those cold coughs and sneezes just rip it right out of me!
 
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Has anyone read Badlands by Planetblue? I'm about 40% into it... BAD bad Edward! Bonnie & Clyde type story... But I'm liking it so far!

This was GOOD!! Finished it last night, and I really liked it!!
 
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Does anyone have a clean epub of mobi copy of PA Lassiter's Midnight Sun continuation? I've downloaded all the PDFs for all the Edward's POV books, and they all seemed to convert fine, except for MS, which has random "3/4" all throughout it, even inside words! I've tried converting every way I know, and none of it turns out well. I don't know how to use Sigil well enough to fix it myself, but if no one here has it, I'll see if I can bumble through it, lol!

examples: 12. COMPLICATIONS¾Part B

It was well after midnight when I found myself slipping through Bella’s window. This was becoming a habit that, in the light of day, I knew I should attempt to curb. But after nighttime fell and I had hunted¾for though these visits might be irresponsible, I was determined they not be reckless¾all of my resolve quickly faded.
 
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Does anyone have a clean epub of mobi copy of PA Lassiter's Midnight Sun continuation? I've downloaded all the PDFs for all the Edward's POV books, and they all seemed to convert fine, except for MS, which has random "3/4" all throughout it, even inside words! I've tried converting every way I know, and none of it turns out well. I don't know how to use Sigil well enough to fix it myself, but if no one here has it, I'll see if I can bumble through it, lol!

examples: 12. COMPLICATIONS¾Part B

It was well after midnight when I found myself slipping through Bella’s window. This was becoming a habit that, in the light of day, I knew I should attempt to curb. But after nighttime fell and I had hunted¾for though these visits might be irresponsible, I was determined they not be reckless¾all of my resolve quickly faded.

When I converted it on calibre, it first just deleted the space there, but I used search and replace and I think I made a cleaner copy.  PM me your email and I'll send it to you, although I am headed to bed soon.

EDIT - I'm uploading them now, and will delete it in the morning

2nd EDIT - I deleted them from here, but if you still want a file, send me a PM with your email.
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When I converted it on calibre, it first just deleted the space there, but I used search and replace and I think I made a cleaner copy.  PM me your email and I'll send it to you, although I am headed to bed soon.

EDIT - I'm uploading them now, and will delete it in the morning

I got it, thanks! Now maybe I can finish reading it.
 
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Hello,

I'm rather new here and I hope this is the right thread for this. I'm looking for stories similar to

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or other great stories of an dominant/alpha/feral Carlisle as long as it isn't a Carlisle/Edward pairing. Cause I'm not really a fan of Edward, at all.

I hope you can recommend me a few good stories. Thanks in advance

Greets,

Sly
 
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I got it, thanks! Now maybe I can finish reading it.

I hope it is a more readable file and that I didn't just remove one problem and create another
 
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Hi,

I am looking for two complete rating M fanfictions with Bella and Edward as main characters.

One fanfiction like "Bella Swan Kidnapper" (funny, simple and joyful) and the other with a mob theme but not too heavy like "There will be blood".

What do you recommend me?

Thank you for your help.
 
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Hello,

I'm rather new here and I hope this is the right thread for this. I'm looking for stories similar to

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or other great stories of an dominant/alpha/feral Carlisle as long as it isn't a Carlisle/Edward pairing. Cause I'm not really a fan of Edward, at all.

I hope you can recommend me a few good stories. Thanks in advance

Greets,

Sly
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Hi,

I am looking for two complete rating M fanfictions with Bella and Edward as main characters.

One fanfiction like "Bella Swan Kidnapper" (funny, simple and joyful) and the other with a mob theme but not too heavy like "There will be blood".

What do you recommend me?

Thank you for your help.
Okay, I don't do Mobward, but a lot of the others here do.  However, I do like funny fics, so hopefully I can rec some here

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  By: jendonna
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12,884 - Favs: 7,833 - Follows: 6,204 - Updated: Feb 14, 2012 - Published: Nov 17, 2010 - Status: Complete - id: 6483877

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Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Edward, Bella - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8,833 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: Jan 29, 2011 - Published: Feb 28, 2010 - Status: Complete - id: 5782455

Both of these were well written and cute/funny with a Sweet Edward.  CaraNo has a set - What's Up Doc (BPOV)/Oh I'll Tell you What's Up (EPOV) that were also well written and hilarious.  They are available on PDF on her blog - You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  And are also probably in the Index here as well. 

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I remember reading it and it being hilarious.  But it is PDF, and I don't usually reread stuff that I can't put on my Kindle.

First & Ten by You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login - or frankly almost everything by Nolebucgrl is funny. But if you don't enjoy football, F&T and her Sideline Collisions stories will probably be a bit annoying.  Words With Friend/Words with Strangers are both good, especially if you like Actorward.  There's a merged version in the Index as well. 


I have others, but most of them have grammar/spelling errors that may not make it worth reading them, depending on your tolerance 

Really, though? Bella Swan, Kidnapper is hard to match....
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Hi,

I am looking for two complete rating M fanfictions with Bella and Edward as main characters.

One fanfiction like "Bella Swan Kidnapper" (funny, simple and joyful) and the other with a mob theme but not too heavy like "There will be blood".

What do you recommend me?

Thank you for your help.


I'm currently reading the sequel (Bound and Dangerous) to the following story, which to be honest isn't very much as it's described since you don't actually see any of the mafia/bdsm stuff (as far as I remember). It's only in the background. To be honest, I'm recc'ing it because it was so light. Two of my favorite all-time twifics are Carano's Grand Trilogy and SexyLexiCullen's Storm series, so I'm all on board for the heavier mobward fics. This one was quite light, but I enjoyed it enough that I started reading the sequel even though it's a WIP, and I don't really read those.

Bound to the Family
By: heartfortwilight  
A Mafia/BDSM story. A Don who is a Dom; two powerful personalities bound together in one body. Will it be too much for one woman to handle, or is she exactly what is needed to balance this man.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Crime/Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 30 - Words: 131,682 - Reviews: 1,235 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: Aug 8, 2015 - Published: Mar 8, 2015 - Status: Complete - id: 11099568
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Another lighter mobward that I really enjoyed, especially because of the children in it, was This Thing of Ours. I recommend this too.

This Thing Of Ours
By: WeeKittyAndTAT  
This is a story of a tough as nails, Bella, who can bring a mob boss, Edward, to his knees, but in all the right ways. What happens when these two strong personalities collide in more than one way? Content edited version will post on ffn, non-content edited versions will post on twcs and ficpad. AH/Rated M, completely out of character.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Mystery/Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,260 - Reviews: 1,575 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: May 13, 2014 - Published: Mar 23, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10211061
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Okay, so I decided to read a non-Twi book that was recommended here ages ago and couldn't remember the name of.. something with horses in the name... maybe war... Russia or France... So started my Google search. I think it's The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons. I say think because the first Goodreads review was not flattering and is as follows. I'm posting here because I thought it was hilarious and 180 degrees from the discussion on this thread. I pasted what I could of the review but without pictures and a lot of the language has been deleted, so I rec going to the link. Hope you enjoy!
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Okay, so I decided to read a non-Twi book that was recommended here ages ago and couldn't remember the name of.. something with horses in the name... maybe war... Russia or France... So started my Google search. I think it's The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons. I say think because the first Goodreads review was not flattering and is as follows. I'm posting here because I thought it was hilarious and 180 degrees from the discussion on this thread. I pasted what I could of the review but without pictures and a lot of the language has been deleted, so I rec going to the link. Hope you enjoy!
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Yeah... This one has been rec'd quite a bit... It's still on my TBR!
 
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Okay, so I decided to read a non-Twi book that was recommended here ages ago and couldn't remember the name of.. something with horses in the name... maybe war... Russia or France... So started my Google search. I think it's The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons. I say think because the first Goodreads review was not flattering and is as follows. I'm posting here because I thought it was hilarious and 180 degrees from the discussion on this thread. I pasted what I could of the review but without pictures and a lot of the language has been deleted, so I rec going to the link. Hope you enjoy!
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That review is hilarious! Sorry, I know a lot of you guys love the book. I have not read it....sooooo long.

I have not been getting notifications at all. I hope this is resolved soon. Does anyone know a way to fix this?

I caught that flu bug as well and that coughing is no joke. I may have had an accident or two with that gut wrenching cough....not pretty.
I'm now reading Elle Kennedy's Off Campus series...so far so good....pure fluff, little angst and $ex...typical college romance.

My son likes Arizona so far. He has a condo close to the University and is meeting lots of people.

I really need a vacation. I feel drained and tired. I guess at our age it's time for Geritol...lol


 
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Okay, so I decided to read a non-Twi book that was recommended here ages ago and couldn't remember the name of.. something with horses in the name... maybe war... Russia or France... So started my Google search. I think it's The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons. I say think because the first Goodreads review was not flattering and is as follows. I'm posting here because I thought it was hilarious and 180 degrees from the discussion on this thread. I pasted what I could of the review but without pictures and a lot of the language has been deleted, so I rec going to the link. Hope you enjoy!
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Yeah... This one has been rec'd quite a bit... It's still on my TBR!

Yup, The Bronze Horseman and The Outlander. Two series i will never read, sorry!  :P

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That review is hilarious! Sorry, I know a lot of you guys love the book. I have not read it....sooooo long.

I'm now reading Elle Kennedy's Off Campus series...so far so good....pure fluff, little angst and $ex...typical college romance.

Now, that's a series i would rec! The 3rd book, The Score, came out jan. 11.  :) I hope to read it this weekend, right after i finish Halfway to the Grave, which I am enjoying.

Glad you're feeling better and your son is adjusting to Arizona.  :)
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Yup, The Bronze Horseman and The Outlander. Two series i will never read, sorry!  :P

Now, that's a series i would rec! The 3rd book, The Score, came out jan. 11.  :) I hope to read it this weekend, right after i finish Halfway to the Grave, which I am enjoying.

Glad you're feeling better and your son is adjusting to Arizona.  :)

Thanks, Booked. I think we enjoy the same types of books. If you haven't read Kitty French's Knight series you're in for a treat.

AI is back...and it's really good. It's the year for the girls...they're some awesome singers on there. How is/did your girls do Booked. I saw that clip you posted, they are smokin'.

Now for some serious shite.....beard or no beard ladies? I am seeing quite a few gents with that full grown stuff on their faces. I typically like clean shaven...but....I leaning.....
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Now for some serious shite.....beard or no beard ladies? I am seeing quite a few gents with that full grown stuff on their faces. I typically like clean shaven...but....I leaning.....

Hmmm... I'm not sure.. I think some men can definitely pull it off, while others look like hobos on the street. If it's kept trimmed, and on the shorter side, ehhh.. I think its ok. I REALLY like a clean shave though.  8)
 
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Now for some serious shite.....beard or no beard ladies? I am seeing quite a few gents with that full grown stuff on their faces. I typically like clean shaven...but....I leaning.....

My husband has one right now, 2 years ago when he grew a winter beard I wasn't very fond of it, it was so scratchy in not a good way, but everyone told him it looked great on him.  This time I am a little more ambivalent about it, which my husband says is am improvement, I don't know if it is softer, or if I am trying harder to give it a chance, but he looks decent with it.
 
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Trying to convert a PDF to anything readable on my iPad (I have the Kindle app). Calibre is giving me an error DRM is not allowing it to be converted.

Help!
 
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