I remember reading a story where the Volturi trained the human mates of the vampires.  It is a Jasper/Bella story.  He never visits here b/c the invite is destroyed each year before he gets it, so he doesn't know that he can visit.  The Volturi have detailed records of all vampires. 
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Anyone know what happened with duskri123?  I'm absolutely in love with Witness and desperately want that to finish.  Is this posted anywhere else???

I'm trying to find 3 Jasper/Bella storyies.

The first one is post NM. The Cullens don't return and Bella ends up attending college in Alaska. She is working in a bar when she interrupts Jasper just about to snack on a human in the back alley. They antagonise each other really nastily until he snaps and bites her. She shares an apartment or dorm with another guy and girl. I think he ends up taking her to a cave in the wilderness where she wakes up devastated. They do end up together. 

I know why I am confused on #2 - because Bella learned control on unwrapping Lindt Chocolate balls in Lessons Unexpected also.  See below:


“Listen,” he said hastily, “I brought you something.” He turned and ran downstairs, coming back up within seconds. He held a large box of chocolates in his hands.

“Um, Jasper,” she said, looking at the box as if it were a bomb, “I don’t know if you missed the memo but...” she trailed off, glancing at him as if he had lost his mind.

He rolled his eyes and moved over to the bed, placing her empty duffle on the floor and moving the jeans. He patted the bed beside him, “Please, as if I could forget. Your mood swings are worse than PMS, trust me.”

“Hey,” she glared but had to concede to him on that, even she could recognize that she went from hot to cold within seconds, hadn’t she been angry with him mere minutes before? “I’m still pissed off at you, you know.”

“No you’re not,” he said simply, “You’re curious about this whole chocolate thing and...” he closed his eyes for a second, as if he were listening to something distant, “and worried...about me I think?”

Bella nodded slightly, now more curious than ever. Jasper had definitely used his gift on her before but there had only been one time when he had been this direct about her emotions. She remembered it now, standing in the Cullen home in Forks, holding onto herself and thinking that if they all died trying to protect her that it would be for nothing. He had been there, watching her, taking in her emotions. You are worth it.

“Don’t be,” Jasper said, “I can take care of myself. This,” he shook the box of chocolates, “is to help you with your control. I saw what you did to the front door, what happened?”

“Oh, I...” if she could still blush, she’d be brilliantly red now, “I...wanted to see if you’d taken the car.”

Jasper frowned, “Why would that matter?”

Bella shrugged, “I didn’t know if you’d come back...you were so mad and I didn’t understand why.”

Something in Jasper’s face softened and he reached out for her hand. She took it and let him guide her to the bed. “I’m not going to abandon you. You said that you need me; well, the truth is that I need you too.”

“What?” Bella asked, stunned, a frown of confusion quickly forming on her forehead, “Why?”

He smiled and it was a real, genuine smile, “You’ve given me something to do for the time being. Someone’s gotta look out for you, right?”

Bella rolled her eyes but said nothing, feeling a happier that they were at least being kind to each other. “Okay, what are the chocolates for?”

Jasper opened the box and showed her the contents. There were several rows of the little, round Lindor chocolates wrapped in red plastic. He plucked one out, unwrapped it and dropped the chocolate back into the box. He held up the wrapper and, with her watching, slowly peeled the inner tinfoil away from the coloured plastic.

“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, but you really don’t have much of a choice, is to peel the tinfoil from the plastic on as many of these chocolates as you can without ripping either the plastic or the tinfoil,” he said.

Bella stared at him, glanced at the two pieces in his hands, and then back up at him. She couldn’t do that! He was insane! “You’re insane!” she told him.

He grinned, “Oh, probably. I see a temper tantrum in the near future.”

“What? I’m not a child!” Bella scoffed, crossing her arms over her chest. Jasper raised an eyebrow her and gave her defensive posture a pointed look. She quickly let go of her arms, glared at him and picked up a chocolate. As she had thought, it was a disaster; she ripped the plastic in half before she had even removed the chocolate. She tossed it down and glared at Jasper who was chuckling.

“Shut up, you. I’ll get it,” she told him. She spied one of the exposed chocolates and picked it up, sniffing it. It still smelled like chocolate to her, but it was not appetizing in any way.

“Don’t do it,” Jasper said warningly, “You’ll regret it.”

She raised an eyebrow at him and popped the chocolate into her mouth.

And immediately regretted it.

Like the scent, it still tasted the same but the flavour was wrong. It made her stomach heave even though she had nothing to throw up. She spat the chocolate out into her hand and began wiping her tongue furiously against her other hand. She knew she probably looked ridiculous but she just wanted to get that foul taste off her tongue. She looked up, expecting to see Jasper looking at her like she was a stupid child but what she saw was even more shocking.

He had his eyes squeezed shut, his fist in his mouth, and he was bent over, shaking with silent laughter.

He was beautiful.

I'd have to agree with you.

It' snot like she can't mention on her Fanfic profile that she's published books! Or put up a link to her author website.