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A Christmas Tree Story
« on: December 21, 2012, 08:35 PM »
A CHRISTMAS STORY
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas
pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and
were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of
the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the
cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over
the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all
the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?'
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 09:30 PM »
I love this and am so telling my kids this on Christmas eve when we are setting around the Christmas tree telling great stories about Christmas  :D :D :D
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 09:37 PM »
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I love this and am so telling my kids this on Christmas eve when we are setting around the Christmas tree telling great stories about Christmas  :D :D :D

My grandpa sends me this kinda stuff all the time :D I couldn't not share.
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 09:40 PM »
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My grandpa sends me this kinda stuff all the time :D I couldn't not share.

I love it! You should always post it  :D :D
And those types of grandmas are the best  :)
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 09:52 PM »
LOL okay here is another fav


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the
            Penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
            Ordered and complex life. The penguin is very
            Committed to its family and will mate
            For life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with
            Its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
            Family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice,
            Using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough
            For the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? :P
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 10:14 PM »
 :D
I was so getting into this story until the last 3 sentences  :P
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 10:27 PM »
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I was so getting into this story until the last 3 sentences  :P

LOL thats what makes it so funny :P
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 11:33 PM »
 :D

 Thanks for sharing. Emailing these to my cuz now.
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 11:44 PM »
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:D

 Thanks for sharing. Emailing these to my cuz now.

Hope she(?) enjoys them  :-*
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Re: A Christmas Tree Story
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2012, 12:58 AM »
I know she will! She always forwards me funny stuff so now I have something to send back finally. :) Thanks again hon  :-*
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