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Offline Mr. Bemis

Anniversary gift
« on: January 13, 2013, 02:43 PM »
One day 2 men are discussing what each of them bought their wives for their wedding anniversary. One is rich and the other is poor. The rich man says for my wife I bought her a pair of diamond earrings and a brand new Mercedes. The poor man ask...why did you get her both of those things? The rich man replies, well I figured if she doesn't like the diamond earrings she can drive them back to the jewelry store in her new Mercedes. The rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife. The poor man replies I got her a pair of slippers and a vibrator. The rich man confused asked why did you get her those things? The poor man says well I figured if she dont like the slippers she can go F*** herself!

 
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