I do sometimes. I know that you love putting cream on your coffee. 

Well i love cream, so sometimes, i just suck it for sake of it, and lap it too.

And here I will pretend again that you're saying that innocently. You're innuendos suck sometimes. 

Well, they suck what do they suck

suck my very innocent eyes when I read your double meaning phrases. 

really how do sucking your innocent eyes.
Don't fool me, you are staring at your computer screen with lust

Well, I am...since my Sean is staring at me. 

Sean, poor girl.
sean will come out of wallpaper now ?

Do you often fantasize that when you stare at your wallpaper?

My wall paper is my GF, so yes

Ohhhh....

well, but you can dream of Sean Coming out always   

I don't do that. I'm not delusional 

well, i am happy being delusional

But sometimes it is too much.

you can't take me being so much delusional

I don't even get you when you're a tiny bit delusional 

When i am talking to My GF 

Are we going to talk about her again? Why can't we talk about my beau for a change? 

Okay lets talk about your beau.
How is he ?