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Offline mackt

Attacked by Cannibals
« on: September 10, 2012, 11:58 PM »
Ehe Englishman, the French guy and the American are exploring Africa, when they're attacked by cannibals. The cannibal chief says, 'Well, we're gonna eat your flesh and use your skin for canoes. Tough luck, eh? But you can choose the way you're gonna die.'

The Englishman goes, 'May I have a revolver?'

When he ges it, he blows his brains out, saying, 'God save the queen!'

The French guy says, 'I vill take ze poison.'

He gulps it down and says, 'Vive le France!' and dies.

The American says, 'Gimme a fork!'

The chief hands him one, and the guy pokes himself all over his skin with it, and shouts, 'That's what I think of your NOT ALLOWED canoe!'
 

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