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Baby Mole
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:20 AM »
There was a papa mole, a mamma mole and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!”
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!”
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, “The only thing I smell is molasses.”
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 05:48 PM »
   :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2014, 05:58 PM »
 ;D
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2014, 06:15 PM »
 :D it's so stupid, that it is funny  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2014, 08:11 PM »
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:D it's so stupid, that it is funny  :D

Right  :P
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 09:29 PM »
 :D :D just like my pun

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 09:48 PM »
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:D :D just like my pun

post some more so we can hijack your thread  :D
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 10:01 PM »
well, at least you can show niobe, the humor in it.
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 10:15 PM »
 :D :D the stupid humor  :-*

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 10:36 PM »
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well, at least you can show niobe, the humor in it.

Hey..you going to question my funny bone again?  ;)
 

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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2014, 11:39 PM »
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Hey..you going to question my funny bone again?  ;)
i am not. because bone is MIA  :D :D
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2014, 11:43 PM »
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i am not. because bone is MIA  :D :D

You are hopeless You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2014, 11:48 PM »
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OH! i wish i had Hope
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2014, 11:57 PM »
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OH! i wish i had Hope

You have to blame pandora for that
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2014, 12:04 AM »
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You have to blame pandora for that
I mean the playboy model Hope :P
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2014, 12:13 AM »
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I mean the playboy model Hope :P

Pfffttttt  :air:
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2014, 12:18 AM »
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Pfffttttt  :air:
why did you farted so loud, that wasn't lady like :P
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2014, 12:21 AM »
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why did you farted so loud, that wasn't lady like :P

It was the skunk...aimed it at your face  :P
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2014, 12:27 AM »
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It was the skunk...aimed it at your face  :P
No, need to blame your deed on a poor animal.
 

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Re: Baby Mole
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2014, 12:33 AM »
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No, need to blame your deed on a poor animal.

Awwww..poor you  :D
 

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