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Offline Rosaly

Bad Food
« on: January 11, 2013, 11:17 PM »
A man was at a bar when his wife phoned him.

Wife: I cooked, if you'r not home within 20 minutes I'm giving your food to the dog.
Man: Nooo! It's not the dogs fault!
Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
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Offline Coalie Stanton-Love

Re: Bad Food
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 05:26 AM »
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A man was at a bar when his wife phoned him.

Wife: I cooked, if you'r not home within 20 minutes I'm giving your food to the dog.
Man: Nooo! It's not the dogs fault!

 :D
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