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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
Do unto others before they do unto you
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 04:42 AM »
Oh my...  :57:

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 04:50 AM »
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 05:05 AM »
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 05:11 AM »
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hey I was laughing.
thinking what pastor might tell/ show her about the thing in bowel :D
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2014, 07:38 AM »
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hey I was laughing.
thinking what pastor might tell/ show her about the thing in bowel :D

And you went all wacko with the smileys..it's creepy  ???
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2014, 08:04 AM »
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And you went all wacko with the smileys..it's creepy  ???
is it.
it is my evil laugh that echoes and echoes
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2014, 08:19 AM »
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is it.
it is my evil laugh that echoes and echoes

Again, it's creepy  :-X
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2014, 08:26 AM »
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Again, it's creepy  :-X
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2014, 08:30 AM »
Okay...I guess you love it when people call you creepy so by all means....laugh away  ;D
 

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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2014, 08:49 AM »
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Okay...I guess you love it when people call you creepy so by all means....laugh away  ;D
na,I like to annoy and creep you.
isn't it weird ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2014, 09:00 AM »
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na,I like to annoy and creep you.
isn't it weird ;)

Nope...not weird. It is scary  ???
 

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2014, 09:03 AM »
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Nope...not weird. It is scary  ???
why you gonna go all paranormal activity on me.
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 09:09 AM »
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why you gonna go all paranormal activity on me.

I don't know.Paranormal activity wasn't that scary.  ;D
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2014, 09:25 AM »
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I don't know.Paranormal activity wasn't that scary.  ;D
oh more like conjuring ?
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2014, 09:29 AM »
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oh more like conjuring ?

Not scary either.
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2014, 09:34 AM »
then I don't know what is scary.
and if you would enlighten me.
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2014, 09:36 AM »
Oh you know what scares me, friend
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2014, 09:44 AM »
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Oh you know what scares me, friend
I know.
it is me.
I know such a hideous person I am.
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2014, 03:59 PM »
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I know.
it is me.
I know such a hideous person I am.

Beast?
 

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