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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
 

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Offline Niobe

Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2014, 07:45 PM »
Me too!!! me to!!!! Red head cowboy  ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2014, 07:57 PM »
 ;D i prefer tall, dark, and handsome  :cupid:

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« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2014, 08:02 PM »
I know a lot of tall, dark and...nevermind  :D
 

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« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2014, 08:13 PM »
 :) and...? what?  :040:

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« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2014, 08:20 PM »
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:) and...? what?  :040:

And never mind.  You know when people ask you, "Is he cute" and you answer.."he's nice.."   :D
 

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« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2014, 08:29 PM »
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And never mind.  You know when people ask you, "Is he cute" and you answer.."he's nice.."   :D
omg  :D yeah, i totally know. unfortunately the cutest ones are almost always eegits (that's a word)  :D

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« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2014, 09:35 PM »
And I googled the word  :D :D
 

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« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2014, 10:19 PM »
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;D no, i'm looking for a cowboy.  :D
Grow up girl, you are just 16 :P
no prince, stop watching disney movies ;)
 

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« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2014, 10:25 PM »
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omg  :D yeah, i totally know. unfortunately the cutest ones are almost always eegits (that's a word)  :D
I Take offense in that  >:(
 

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« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2014, 10:28 PM »
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Grow up girl, you are just 16 :P
no prince, stop watching disney movies ;)

Can't 16 gurls dream about cowboys and prone charming?   ;)
 

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« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2014, 10:29 PM »
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I Take offense in that  >:(

And I take offense that you were offended  :D
 

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« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2014, 10:40 PM »
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Can't 16 gurls dream about cowboys and prone charming?   ;)
Prone charming  :D :D :D :D :D :D

She can But only dream  >:D
 

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« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2014, 10:42 PM »
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Prone charming  :D :D :D :D :D :D

She can But only dream  >:D

Typo  :021:

Oh now you're desperate that someone join you in your dreaming habit  ::)
 

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« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2014, 10:49 PM »
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And I take offense that you were offended  :D
and i know, you think, i'm understanding and cute  >:D 
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2014, 10:50 PM »
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Typo  :021:

Oh now you're desperate that someone join you in your dreaming habit  ::)
OH! nope, she should not join my kind of dreaming :P

And remember not yet 16 :P
 

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« Reply #56 on: March 20, 2014, 10:55 PM »
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and i know, you think, i'm understanding and cute  >:D

 ::) ::) ::)

Try and understand what I meant (since you claim that I think you're understanding)
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2014, 10:55 PM »
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OH! nope, she should not join my kind of dreaming :P

And remember not yet 16 :P

Yup that's why you should ---->  :-X
 

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« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2014, 11:07 PM »
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Yup that's why you should ---->  :-X
Gag you  >:D
 

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« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2014, 11:08 PM »
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::) ::) ::)

Try and understand what I meant (since you claim that I think you're understanding)
That's what you think. not who i am  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2014, 11:13 PM »
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Gag you  >:D

Gag yourself  :D
 

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