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Offline Jules (:

BIG Bic
« on: July 03, 2013, 11:00 PM »
Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

 The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
 "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
 "Sure."

First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears.

"You are granted one wish says the genie."
 The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
 "Done" says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

 "I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"

 :D :D :D
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: BIG Bic
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 11:03 PM »
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Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

 The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
 "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
 "Sure."

First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears.

"You are granted one wish says the genie."
 The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
 "Done" says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

 "I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"

 :D :D :D
What was he gonna do with 12 inch Bic  >:D >:D
 

Offline Jules (:

Re: BIG Bic
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 11:05 PM »
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What was he gonna do with 12 inch Bic  >:D >:D

 :o :o may be use it as a weapon  :D :D :D
you would know more about weapons ! do tell how else can a bic be used !? :P
« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 11:12 PM by Jules ✿ ♏ »
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: BIG Bic
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 11:13 PM »
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:o :o may be use it as a weapon  :D :D :D
you would know more about weapons ! do tell me how else can a bic be used !? :P
I can think  Of Few Way Big BIC Can be used, but who will be willing to take on a guy with a big Bic
 

Offline Jules (:

Re: BIG Bic
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 11:15 PM »
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I can think  Of Few Way Big BIC Can be used, but who will be willing to take on a guy with a big Bic
dont worry about that!  :P we have many volunteers here !  :D should i call the gang!?  >:D
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: BIG Bic
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 11:20 PM »
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dont worry about that!  :P we have many volunteers here !  :D should i call the gang!?  >:D
First Find Few Guys with 12 inch Bic, rest the crew will surely devour them.
 
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Offline Jules (:

Re: BIG Bic
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 11:22 PM »
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First Find Few Guys with 12 inch Bic, rest the crew will surely devour them.
hmmm! i think we'll have to send a special  search and find  team for that !  ;D
 

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