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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2014, 01:04 AM »
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My taste bud is none of your concern  :P
so which bud is  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2014, 01:08 AM »
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so which bud is  :D

taste buds..  ;D Do you have any other bud in mind?  :o
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2014, 01:18 AM »
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taste buds..  ;D Do you have any other bud in mind?  :o
Sure, if you let me ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2014, 01:21 AM »
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Sure, if you let me ;)

rose buds? I know you like roses  :)
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2014, 01:37 AM »
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rose buds? I know you like roses  :)
Yes, rose do smell good ;)
and early morning dew makes it wet too on the rose petals ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2014, 02:16 AM »
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Yes, rose do smell good ;)
and early morning dew makes it wet too on the rose petals ;)

Well, I wouldn't know. We do not have roses at home. So I get you have a rose garden?
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2014, 02:21 AM »
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Well, I wouldn't know. We do not have roses at home. So I get you have a rose garden?
potted rose plant ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2014, 02:23 AM »
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potted rose plant ;)

Oh! Lemme guess...red rose?
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2014, 02:33 AM »
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Oh! Lemme guess...red rose?
yes and white too
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2014, 02:36 AM »
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yes and white too

Is it in bloom?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2014, 02:41 AM »
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Is it in bloom?
maybe  8)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2014, 02:53 AM »
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maybe  8)

you don't know?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2014, 02:55 AM »
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you don't know?
I don't check flowers, i like woman ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2014, 04:07 AM »
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I don't check flowers, i like woman ;)

I thought you like flowers too  :-\
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2014, 04:29 AM »
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I thought you like flowers too  :-\
i like them, but i like woman more ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2014, 04:40 AM »
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i like them, but i like woman more ;)

Oh. Too bad only the flowers are available  :P-
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2014, 04:58 AM »
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Oh. Too bad only the flowers are available  :P-
so you have been doing it with flowers for so many years  :o
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2014, 05:05 AM »
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so you have been doing it with flowers for so many years  :o

Are you talking about your own experience  ???
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2014, 05:07 AM »
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Are you talking about your own experience  ???
you said, only flowers are available  :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2014, 05:17 AM »
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you said, only flowers are available  :P

I was talking about you and your red and white roses  ;)
 

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