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Offline spanishguy

Crazy Quotes
« on: June 14, 2013, 12:52 PM »
"I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door." - Cher

"It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day." - Lady Victoria Hervey

"If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final." - Cyndi Lauper

"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god." - Celine Dion

"I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages... a chain of them." - Lindsay Lohan

"When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes." - Nicole Richie

"Comedy is funny." - Goldie Hawn

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

"I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car." - Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

"I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want." - Catherine Zeta-Jones

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." - Cameron Diaz

"The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself." - Dannii Minogue

"As humans we speak one language..." - Avril Lavigne

"If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours." - Paris Hilton to Jackie Collins

"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea." - Jessica Simpson

"Why do you think marriage is a bum deal, for you as a gay person?" - Ann Leslie

"Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word" - Frank Bough

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours" - Yogi Berra

" This is a great day for France!" --Said while attending Charles De Gaulle's Funeral.
- Richard Nixon

"A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long." - Rosie Barnes

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey


 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 11:29 PM »
Totally Crazy, what were they thinking :D  :D :D :D :D
 
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Offline Rozabella15

Re: Crazy Quotes
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 10:43 AM »
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Totally Crazy, what were they thinking :D  :D :D :D :D

lol, clearly they weren't  :D  :P
"Of course it's a compliment, you dunderhead."
-Lady Danbury, Romancing Mr.Bridgerton
 
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