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Getting old is....
« on: May 17, 2013, 07:25 PM »
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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 07:26 PM »
Forget much?
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 07:27 PM »
Really it is bad.
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 07:28 PM »
But there are ways to tell you are getting old
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 07:28 PM »
But you can have more interesting things to do
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 07:29 PM »
And you also became a LOT smarter.
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 07:29 PM »
If you can answer yes to most of these?  You are well on your way
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2013, 05:11 PM »
cat in the hat for the aging 
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2013, 05:11 PM »
you know you're old when....
 

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Just for Philo....:D
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Just for Philo....part 2
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2013, 11:27 AM »
They know me.   Esp the is this my house...
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2013, 05:19 PM »
:)
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2013, 06:57 PM »
 :D :D
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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2013, 09:21 PM »
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:)

The third one really made me laugh. I was sitting at the bar and the bartender who was an old friend of the family was telling us about her modeling days. She was 15-16 at the time and she told this older lady that she thought her breasts were perfect. The lady was obviously flattered and thanked her.

Later she was happened to catch the older lady changing into her street clothes. This woman was literally rolling her breasts up and stuffing them into her bra. Tears were running down her face she was laughing so hard remembering this woman with "perfect" breasts. Seconds later so were we.  :D :D
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2013, 10:05 PM »
We had a nurse one time who called them Rocks in a sock beyond a certain age
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2013, 01:09 PM »
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We had a nurse one time who called them Rocks in a sock beyond a certain age

The new "inserts" are better. Kinda like gel packs or something lol. My Aunt insisted she needed them when she lost weight due to cancer. She made her daughters go buy her some. They tried to argue since she was so small they were just filling in an A cup. She got this look on her face and said "So? Make me a B then". They did, giggling the whole time.  :D :D
 

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Re: Getting old is....
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2013, 01:39 PM »
Mom always wore... ahem... helpers her entire life so she would be a C cup.  When my half sister and I were cleaning up her stuff after she died, Jean was putting away Mom's bras [C cups] and saying it was a shame no one in the family could use such pretty new bras and she really wished she could but she was too small.

 I was cleaning out one of the drawers in the dresser and I was right at the false cups [with nipples] so I pulled out a pair and tossed them to her  and  said  "IF you want your mother's breasts, here have them" 

 Jean stared at them and said "MOM WORE FALSIES?   

My reply "Her entire life.  She was cheating every man she married"

She couldn't get over it that her mother wore falsies.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 01:47 PM by philo »
 

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Re: Getting old is....
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Mom always wore... ahem... helpers her entire life so she would be a C cup.  When my half sister and I were cleaning up her stuff after she died, Jean was putting away Mom's bras [C cups] and saying it was a shame no one in the family could use such pretty new bras and she really wished she could but she was too small.

 I was cleaning out one of the drawers in the dresser and I was right at the false cups [with nipples] so I pulled out a pair and tossed them to her  and  said  "IF you want your mother's breasts, here have them" 

 Jean stared at them and said "MOM WORE FALSIES?   

My reply "Her entire life.  She was cheating every man she married"

She couldn't get over it that her mother wore falsies.

 :D :D
« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 01:47 PM by philo »
 

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