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Offline Rosaly

How women was created
« on: January 15, 2013, 04:59 AM »

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like that cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

The rest is history.
Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain
 
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Offline GG drypen!

Re: How women was created
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 05:49 AM »
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like that cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

The rest is history.

Poor God. He really didn't think Adam through to well did he?  :D :D
 

Offline Rosaly

Re: How women was created
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 06:06 AM »
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Poor God. He really didn't think Adam through to well did he?  :D :D

Nah, doesn't look that way  ;D
Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain
 

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