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Offline Jules (:

I like the way you think
« on: July 19, 2013, 08:29 PM »
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking her cone, the second one biting her cone and the third one one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

"Well !" said the  Teacher nervously and blushing a great deal "I guess  The one sucking the cone."


 "No" said Little Johnny,"The one with the wedding ring on her finger , but I like the way you think."


kids these days :-X :-X

 :D :D
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: I like the way you think
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 10:28 PM »
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Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking her cone, the second one biting her cone and the third one one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

"Well !" said the  Teacher nervously and blushing a great deal "I guess  The one sucking the cone."


 "No" said Little Johnny,"The one with the wedding ring on her finger , but I like the way you think."


kids these days :-X :-X

 :D :D
I like the way you think :D :D :D
 
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Offline Jules (:

Re: I like the way you think
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 10:31 PM »
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I like the way you think :D :D :D

hahahahhahah :D :D
me toooo  :D :D ^-^
 

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