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Author Topic: JOB  (Read 2123 times)

Offline mayur47

« on: October 07, 2008, 11:00 PM »
JOB = Just Obey BOSS

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, you're an ******.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
Best Regards


Offline Gus

« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 03:31 PM »
So true...  :o