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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2014, 09:40 PM »
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:D :D that'll be a long time of dodging his attempts at getting you

I'm not even dodging cause it's not getting through.. :D
 

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« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2014, 09:46 PM »
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I'm not even dodging cause it's not getting through.. :D
true  :D :D then it'll be a long time for you to tolerate him

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« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2014, 09:50 PM »
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true  :D :D then it'll be a long time for you to tolerate him

My tolerance is quite high so...  :D

 

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« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2014, 09:57 PM »
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My tolerance is quite high so...  :D
:D wonder how long he'll give up then
 ;D have you realized that he is targeting you?

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« Reply #45 on: March 11, 2014, 10:00 PM »
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:D wonder how long he'll give up then
 ;D have you realized that he is targeting you?

He has a bad aim so I don't worry about it  ;)

Pfffttt.. He'll answer to this -----> :strong:
 

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« Reply #46 on: March 11, 2014, 10:05 PM »
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He has a bad aim so I don't worry about it  ;)

Pfffttt.. He'll answer to this -----> :strong:
:D :D :D :D :D how many times have you used that arm ?
ps good night ...  ;D mom

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« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2014, 10:19 PM »
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:D :D :D :D :D how many times have you used that arm ?
ps good night ...  ;D mom

Urgh..freaking timezone!  :-*

See you tom  ;)
 

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« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2014, 10:25 PM »
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What?  ???
Looks like she is distracted too much  :D
 

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« Reply #49 on: March 11, 2014, 10:28 PM »
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Looks like she is distracted too much  :D

Hilarious :unamused:

You are talking nonsense again  :-\
 

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« Reply #50 on: March 11, 2014, 10:36 PM »
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:D wonder how long he'll give up then
 ;D have you realized that he is targeting you?
hey, you just ratted one me  :P
 

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« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2014, 06:28 PM »
 ;D you made it so obvious

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« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2014, 06:34 PM »
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;D you made it so obvious

Made what obvious?  ???
 

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« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2014, 06:43 PM »
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Made what obvious?  ???
he made it obvious that he was targeting you  :-*

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« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2014, 03:33 AM »
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he made it obvious that he was targeting you  :-*
she have a poster on her back hit it.
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2014, 03:42 AM »
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she have a poster on her back hit it.

What?  ???
 

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« Reply #56 on: March 15, 2014, 03:44 AM »
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What?  ???
yes, with arrow toward your back.
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 15, 2014, 03:47 AM »
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yes, with arrow toward your back.

And you shot that arrow?  :thumbsdown:
 

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« Reply #58 on: March 15, 2014, 03:51 AM »
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And you shot that arrow?  :thumbsdown:
Nope, i smacked your bottoms ;)
 

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« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2014, 03:58 AM »
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Nope, i smacked your bottoms ;)

Dream on  :grin:
 

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« Reply #60 on: March 15, 2014, 04:56 AM »
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Dream on  :grin:
Aww, you won't want me dreaming of doing that.  :D
 

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