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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #541 on: April 13, 2014, 11:47 PM »
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>:D college?
that name must have been taken away a huge amount of ego points  :D :D :D :D

Well, they call him Jay  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #542 on: April 14, 2014, 12:11 AM »
 :D :D :D well good for him then
did YOU tease him about his name?  ;D

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« Reply #543 on: April 14, 2014, 12:12 AM »
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:D :D :D well good for him then
did YOU tease him about his name?  ;D

Sometimes but he's a friend of a friend so I limit it  :D
 

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« Reply #544 on: April 14, 2014, 07:42 PM »
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Sometimes but he's a friend of a friend so I limit it  :D
just like i limit calling nin, ashley  :D :D :D

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« Reply #545 on: April 14, 2014, 07:57 PM »
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just like i limit calling nin, ashley  :D :D :D

I like Ashley. I have a god daughter named Ashley.
 

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« Reply #546 on: April 14, 2014, 08:10 PM »
 ;D the name ashley reminds me of this one girl i used to know  :P

is your ashley nice?  :laugh:

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« Reply #547 on: April 14, 2014, 08:24 PM »
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;D the name ashley reminds me of this one girl i used to know  :P

is your ashley nice?  :laugh:

She's two..so that's too early to say if she's a brat or not.


Girl you used to know?  :-\
 

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« Reply #548 on: April 14, 2014, 08:35 PM »
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She's two..so that's too early to say if she's a brat or not.


Girl you used to know?  :-\
awwww  ^-^ still a little baby! can she mumble at least?   :laugh:

oh,  ;D she was a popular girl at my school who was a brat  :P
but she was only there for a day.

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« Reply #549 on: April 14, 2014, 08:39 PM »
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awwww  ^-^ still a little baby! can she mumble at least?   :laugh:

oh,  ;D she was a popular girl at my school who was a brat  :P
but she was only there for a day.

What happened? Shipped to Mars?  :P

Uhmm...the last time I saw her was last Christmas when I gave her her gift. She mumbles and drools a lot  ???
 

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« Reply #550 on: April 14, 2014, 09:07 PM »
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What happened? Shipped to Mars?  :P

Uhmm...the last time I saw her was last Christmas when I gave her her gift. She mumbles and drools a lot  ???
;D i hope so

lol  :D did she drool on you?

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« Reply #551 on: April 14, 2014, 09:34 PM »
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;D i hope so

lol  :D did she drool on you?

She did  :'( And you know we were at the mall at that time and I was wearing a gray blouse.  :'(
 

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She did  :'( And you know we were at the mall at that time and I was wearing a gray blouse.  :'(
:D :D it showed? ;D well at least you were at the mall where you could buy a new one :D :D :P

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« Reply #553 on: April 14, 2014, 10:09 PM »
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:D :D it showed? ;D well at least you were at the mall where you could buy a new one :D :D :P

Good thing I have a jacket  8)
 

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« Reply #554 on: April 14, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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Good thing I have a jacket  8)
;D your leather one?

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« Reply #555 on: April 14, 2014, 10:13 PM »
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;D your leather one?

Nah, not that one. It covered the drool though.
 

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« Reply #556 on: April 14, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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Nah, not that one. It covered the drool though.
well at least you still looked pretty bad-ass with the baby in your arms  :D :D :D :P

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« Reply #557 on: April 14, 2014, 10:20 PM »
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well at least you still looked pretty bad-ass with the baby in your arms  :D :D :D :P

The consolation is she was laughing hence the drooling  :P
 

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« Reply #558 on: April 14, 2014, 10:28 PM »
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The consolation is she was laughing hence the drooling  :P
awww  ^-^
well were you the one to make her laugh?  ;D

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« Reply #559 on: April 14, 2014, 10:31 PM »
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awww  ^-^
well were you the one to make her laugh?  ;D

Yup..imagine that  :P

 

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Yup..imagine that  :P
:D :D well then it's your fault

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