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Offline Booklover

Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
Do unto others before they do unto you
 
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #561 on: April 14, 2014, 10:41 PM »
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Yup..imagine that  :P
:D :D well then it's your fault

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« Reply #562 on: April 14, 2014, 10:42 PM »
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:D :D well then it's your fault

I can't help it if I have a funny face...besides, I did not know that she drools whenever she laughs  :-\
 

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« Reply #563 on: April 14, 2014, 11:00 PM »
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I can't help it if I have a funny face...besides, I did not know that she drools whenever she laughs  :-\
:D :D :D well at least you got her to laugh  :laugh:
and you got a new color on your blouse  8)

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #564 on: April 14, 2014, 11:08 PM »
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:D :D :D well at least you got her to laugh  :laugh:
and you got a new color on your blouse  8)

I forgave her  cause she's just a kid...   :P
 

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« Reply #565 on: April 14, 2014, 11:15 PM »
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I forgave her  cause she's just a kid...   :P
has a baby ever drooled on your face?  :D :D

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« Reply #566 on: April 14, 2014, 11:18 PM »
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has a baby ever drooled on your face?  :D :D

A baby tried to suck my nose  :o
 

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« Reply #567 on: April 14, 2014, 11:27 PM »
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A baby tried to suck my nose  :o
:D :D :D :D
a baby tried to suck on my hair  :o

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« Reply #568 on: July 16, 2014, 05:49 AM »
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:D :D :D :D
a baby tried to suck on my hair  :o
must seemed like Popsicle to him  :D
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #569 on: July 16, 2014, 12:46 PM »
Were you teaching him weird things again nin? ;D

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« Reply #570 on: July 16, 2014, 02:40 PM »
What do you expect. He's weird.  :-\
 

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« Reply #571 on: July 17, 2014, 02:52 AM »
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Were you teaching him weird things again nin? ;D
Maybe he was one of my Kid's from my wild days  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #572 on: July 18, 2014, 05:04 PM »
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What do you expect. He's weird.  :-\
idk, I guess each time I get shocked all over again :laugh:
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Maybe he was one of my Kid's from my wild days  :D :D :D
:o u had wild days?

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« Reply #573 on: July 21, 2014, 04:27 AM »
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idk, I guess each time I get shocked all over again :laugh: :o u had wild days?
Every day is wild day  :D
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #574 on: July 22, 2014, 11:32 AM »
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Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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