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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 01:30 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 09:18 AM »
 :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 04:54 PM »
 :( i don't get it

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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2014, 08:13 PM »
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:( i don't get it
Search the name of The colonel
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 04:21 PM »
 ^-^ oooooh  :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 04:51 PM »
  ;)
 

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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 05:17 PM »
 ^-^

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2014, 05:46 PM »
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^-^ oooooh  :D :D :D :D :D
finally she got it
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 05:52 PM »
 :P *smacks nin in the head*

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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2014, 02:38 AM »
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:P *smacks nin in the head*
Hey, you don't smack, just because Niobe made you your sister.  >:( >:(
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2014, 06:30 PM »
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Hey, you don't smack, just because Niobe made you your sister.  >:( >:(
:D :D :D you do realize you were the one who wanted to smother niobe  ;D

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2014, 07:22 AM »
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:D :D :D you do realize you were the one who wanted to smother niobe  ;D
hey, you know don't try to make her remember, her short term memory is a very good things when she forgets stuff.
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2014, 08:35 PM »
 ;D she's going to get you back for that comment  :D and it'll be fun to watch

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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2014, 09:01 PM »
You two are talking behind my back again  :040: :040:

 

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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2014, 09:11 PM »
  :D  ;D actually I wasn't the first comment was made yesterday when you where  still online, the second one said i would wait so...  :angel:

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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2014, 09:19 PM »
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  :D  ;D actually I wasn't the first comment was made yesterday when you where  still online, the second one said i would wait so...  :angel:

Okay...*tapping my foot*

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Okay...*tapping my foot*

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can't wait to see what you have in store for him  ;D

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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2014, 09:33 PM »
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can't wait to see what you have in store for him  ;D

Oh..I am just making sure it will be something he would not enjoy.  ;)
 

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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2014, 09:37 PM »
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Oh..I am just making sure it will be something he would not enjoy.  ;)
you could talk about his duck face  ;D

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