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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2014, 10:58 PM »
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Hey, you know, you enjoy when we start to pick on each other.
Just admit it :P
and you played along :P
What are you then a infant  ;D
Keep hijacking

Well, a girl's gotta do what  she's gotta do  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2014, 11:11 PM »
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Well, a girl's gotta do what  she's gotta do  ;D
and who is the girl in your statement ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2014, 11:15 PM »
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and who is the girl in your statement ?

Why do you want to know?  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2014, 11:23 PM »
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Why do you want to know?  ;D
Because i thought you were a grown woman  ???
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2014, 11:31 PM »
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Because i thought you were a grown woman  ???

So you assumed I was talking bout myself then?  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2014, 11:57 PM »
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So you assumed I was talking bout myself then?  ;D
Yes, I did
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2014, 12:45 AM »
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Yes, I did

And what did I say bout assumptions?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2014, 12:58 AM »
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And what did I say bout assumptions?
That is is great way to imagination
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2014, 01:03 AM »
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That is is great way to imagination

 :021:
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2014, 01:06 AM »
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:021:
Poor baby, why are you letting me hit with hammer  >:D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2014, 01:08 AM »
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Poor baby, why are you letting me hit with hammer  >:D

Because baby, clearly your brain needs some serious hammering...  :-\
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2014, 01:12 AM »
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Because baby, clearly your brain needs some serious hammering...  :-\
OH, come one, i'll let you badger me.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2014, 01:23 AM »
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OH, come one, i'll let you badger me.

 :D :D

GI have to give it to you to actually see this --->  :021: as something enjoyable..
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2014, 01:31 AM »
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:D :D

GI have to give it to you to actually see this --->  :021: as something enjoyable..
well, when there is little pain, there can pleasure too, that's what BDSM says
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2014, 01:35 AM »
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well, when there is little pain, there can pleasure too, that's what BDSM says

Oh..and you're an expert?  :D :D :D :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #56 on: March 10, 2014, 01:40 AM »
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Oh..and you're an expert?  :D :D :D :D
you don't know, i am a certified Dom
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2014, 01:42 AM »
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you don't know, i am a certified Dom

Really? Can you show me the certification  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #58 on: March 10, 2014, 04:49 AM »
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Really? Can you show me the certification  ;D
It's tattooed in secret place ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #59 on: March 10, 2014, 05:04 AM »
 
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It's tattooed in secret place ;)

Who certified it?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2014, 05:11 AM »
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Who certified it?
Dom soceity for Doms In India.
An Secret Society That come out with darkness
 

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