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Observations On Growing Older
« on: February 18, 2013, 08:13 AM »
~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them!

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!

~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ..... Especially Golf.

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's Called " Pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an " ON" and " OFF" Switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words .. " what?" .... " when?"... "? ? ? ?"

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything sold in stores is " sleeveless" !!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers.

~Now that your husband has retired .. You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.




« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 12:13 PM by philo »
 
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Re: Observations On Growing Older
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 09:22 AM »
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~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them!

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!

~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ..... Especially Golf.

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's Called " Pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an " ON" and " OFF" Switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words .. " what?" .... " when?"... "? ? ? ?"

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything sold in stores is " sleeveless" !!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers.

~Now that your husband has retired .. You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.

OMG, I don't know what's worse, nodding at every line or closing  quickly the post to make sure nobody will ever know...but hey, in a hostage situation we will be released first :D
« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 12:13 PM by philo »
“When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose,nobody has any idea what you look like inside” S.KING
“That's the best revenge of all:happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f life¨Palahniuk
 
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Re: Observations On Growing Older
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2013, 12:15 PM »
A friend sends me these.   
And I know. 
I'm nodding repeatedly [esp the memory ones]
 
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