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Author Topic: OLD AGE SEX ;)  (Read 1377 times)

Offline ninjumper

« on: October 14, 2013, 09:32 AM »
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!”
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!
And the woman was thinking to herself: My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!
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