Passion Killers - those few words that can kill a romantic evening.
Feel free to add any real or imaged lines to my list
"No further than stocking top"
"On second thoughts, let's turn the light back out"
"Mind the bathroom, I have a chainsaw in soak"
"Keep it down, Daddy's a light sleeper"
"I assure you your mother liked it"
"A little rope burn never hurt anyone"
"Thank you for a lovely evening. That was wonderful. Now with VAT that'll be £117.50"
"And to think, I was trying to pick up your friend"
"That light? It's just the webcam."
"I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs"
"How long are you going to be 'Almost there'?"