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Offline mayur47

Sign
« on: October 27, 2008, 12:44 AM »



Cocktail lounge, Norway:
?LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.?

Doctors? office, Rome:
?SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES?

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
?DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS?


On a River/highway crossing:
?TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.?

On a poster at an educational institution:
?ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP YOU?

In a City restaurant:
?OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS?


In a cemetery:
?PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES?

Tokyo hotel?s rules and regulations:
?GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING
BEHAVIOURS IN BED?

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
?OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.?


In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across a monastery:
?YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY?

A sign posted in Germany?s Black Forest:
?IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE
TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE?


The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: ?GUARANTEED TO WORK
THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE?

In a Swiss mountain inn:
?SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
?WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.?
Best Regards
Mayur47
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