My move to Pennsylvania

Dear Diary -

AUG 12  Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania from Arizona.  It is so beautiful here.
The hills are so majestic.  Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering
them.  I love it here.

OCT 14  Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth.  The leaves
are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange.  Went for a ride
through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer.  They are so graceful,
certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth.  This must be
paradise.  I love it here.

NOV 11  Deer season will start soon.  I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such a gorgeous creature.  Hope it will snow soon.  I love it here.

DEC 2  It snowed last night.  Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white.  It looks like a postcard.  We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway.  We had a snowball fight (I
won), and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway
again.  What a beautiful place.  I love Pennsylvania.

DEC 12  More snow last night.  I love it.  The snowplow did his trick
again to the driveway. I love it here.

DEC 19  More snow last night.  Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
to work.  I am exhausted from shoveling.  Stinking snowplow.

DEC 22  More of that white crap fell last night.  I've got blisters on
my hands from shoveling.  I think the snowplow hides around the curve
and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway.  Jerk!

DEC 25  Merry Freaking Christmas!  More friggin' snow.  If I ever get my
hands on that S.O.B. who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll kill the
jerk.  Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
freaking ice and snow.

DEC 27  More white crap last night.  Been inside for three days except for
shoveling out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every time.
Can't go anywhere; car's stuck in a mountain of white stuff.  The
weatherman says to expect another 10" of the garbage again tonight.  Do
you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

DEC 28  The freaking weatherman was wrong.  We got 34" of that white crap
this time.  At this rate, it won't melt before next summer.  The snowplow
got stuck up the road and that jerk came to the door and asked to borrow my
shovel.  After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all
the junk he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his freaking
head.

JAN 4  Finally got out of the house today.  Went to the store to get food
and on the way back a stupid deer ran in front of the car and I hit it.
Did about $3,000 damage to the car.  Those freaking beasts should be killed. 
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

MAY 3  Took the car to the garage in town.  Would you believe the thing
is rusting out from that stupid salt they put all over the road?

MAY 10  Moved to Georgia.  I can't imagine why anyone in his or her
right mind would ever live in that god-forsaken state of Pennsylvania.

 
I STILL WANT SNOW!!

If I can figure out how to send it, you can have it.  We are lucky the last 2 days of downpour was rain or we would be in that 34 inch boat.

Santa likes me naughty 

He's old, has hair all over, and a beer belly. AND wears red!  

Better you than me, love!

He's old, has hair all over, and a beer belly. AND wears red!  

Better you than me, love!

Hey the dude is Magical 

Um Mia?

Did Love ever show you the Bugatti Veyron  Santa brought her?
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She's asking for a Ferrari Enzo  This year.

The link is enough

Oh my woman you must've had to be very, very naughty indeed to get a present like that 

Blondie should be alerted...there's a new Santa's Ho Ho Ho in town 

Ya mia that is what I get for being Magical

I'm sure you got more than you imagined

Come again? video game did you get that car in?

You all are just jealous that Santa loves me the most 

we all can do without that kind of love...love 

Do you not understand. I am Magical

Yeah and I'm one of santa's elf

Oh that's cool! So I will see you at the north pole the next time I visit.