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Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 06:55 AM »
 :015:
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2014, 03:54 AM »
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:015:
what happened ?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2014, 04:09 AM »
The joke made me snooze  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2014, 04:27 AM »
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The joke made me snooze  :D
OH! did you not get your cup of coffee  >:D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2014, 04:37 AM »
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OH! did you not get your cup of coffee  >:D

Nope... :(
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2014, 04:39 AM »
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Nope... :(
so, it was you, not the joke  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2014, 04:58 AM »
No...I'm sure it was the joke.
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 05:03 AM »
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No...I'm sure it was the joke.
Okay, if you say so ;)
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2014, 05:12 AM »
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Okay, if you say so ;)

You're not going to argue? ;D
 

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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2014, 05:22 AM »
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You're not going to argue? ;D
because it is weekend, it should be day you enjoy the party ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2014, 05:38 AM »
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because it is weekend, it should be day you enjoy the party ;)

Party is boring. At least food great. ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2014, 05:39 AM »
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Party is boring. At least food great. ;)
is it?
Man, if i was there, i would have dance ridiculously to amuse you ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2014, 05:48 AM »
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is it?
Man, if i was there, i would have dance ridiculously to amuse you ;)

There's no dancing yet and I know you can't dance  ;)
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2014, 05:50 AM »
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There's no dancing yet and I know you can't dance  ;)
but it might have amused you in that boring party.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2014, 05:56 AM »
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but it might have amused you in that boring party.

There are a lot of amusement here
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2014, 05:59 AM »
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There are a lot of amusement here
and yet you are bored  >:D
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2014, 06:01 AM »
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and yet you are bored  >:D

Cause there's no coffee  :(
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2014, 06:13 AM »
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Cause there's no coffee  :(
Didn't you said your plus one will be a Coffee pot  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2014, 12:33 AM »
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Didn't you said your plus one will be a Coffee pot  :D

They did not allow it inside  :'(
 

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