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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2014, 07:43 AM »
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Why would I be?   :P
oh, does that mean you are already a naughty girl ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2014, 07:55 AM »
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oh, does that mean you are already a naughty girl ;)

You mean you are secretly wishing that. Sorry to burst your bubble loco. ;D
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2014, 08:48 AM »
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You mean you are secretly wishing that. Sorry to burst your bubble loco. ;D
NO, i know it  ;D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2014, 08:58 AM »
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NO, i know it  ;D

Your assumptions will get you into trouble someday  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2014, 06:16 PM »
  :sign0004:

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2014, 07:47 PM »
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  :sign0004:

Where did you go?  ???
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2014, 07:52 PM »
 ;D to outer-space

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2014, 08:56 PM »
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;D to outer-space

With Manuel?  ;D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2014, 09:01 PM »
 ;D manuel the dog

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2014, 09:16 PM »
Ouch..that's harsh  ;)
 

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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2014, 09:22 PM »
   :D how there IS a dog out there named Manuel so... :angel:

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2014, 09:40 PM »
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   :D how there IS a dog out there named Manuel so... :angel:

You are super bad..Imagine this. You and Manuel together and there's this dog that is totally barking and you need to shut him up..Will you say "Manuel, stop barking"  :D :D :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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You are super bad..Imagine this. You and Manuel together and there's this dog that is totally barking and you need to shut him up..Will you say "Manuel, stop barking"  :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D Actually i would

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2014, 09:55 PM »
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:D :D :D Actually i would

What will Manuel say? (the guy Manuel, not the dog Manuel  :D)
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2014, 09:58 PM »
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What will Manuel say? (the guy Manuel, not the dog Manuel  :D)
:D he'd probably say  :o WHAT?

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2014, 10:04 PM »
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:D he'd probably say  :o WHAT?

Awwww..poor Manuel then  :D :D :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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Awwww..poor Manuel then  :D :D :D
;D he is so innocent and childlike, honestly we could never work we are to different AND i'm not even attracted to him so... ;D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #58 on: March 29, 2014, 10:26 PM »
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;D he is so innocent and childlike, honestly we could never work we are to different AND i'm not even attracted to him so... ;D

opposite attracts  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #59 on: March 29, 2014, 10:33 PM »
 :-[

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2014, 10:35 PM »
:banghead: :banghead: :021: :021: I DON'T LIKE HIM


 :-*

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