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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #441 on: June 03, 2014, 03:37 AM »
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WOW, that made me thinking of something else.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #442 on: June 03, 2014, 03:38 AM »
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WOW, that made me thinking of something else.

What?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #443 on: June 03, 2014, 03:42 AM »
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What?
Lips opened like that and tongue instead of coming out, it goes it  ;D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #444 on: June 03, 2014, 03:51 AM »
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Lips opened like that and tongue instead of coming out, it goes it  ;D

I still don't get it  ???
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #445 on: June 03, 2014, 03:58 AM »
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I still don't get it  ???
I will tell you go check PM
 

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