A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

awww , im sorry 
but to everything else 

Hey, don't worry, i made her fall for me too

Like I said, good for you 

Yes, good for me

that is why i was sorry 

You feel sorry for the girlfriend? 

  NO NO NO!!!
i was sorry because you guys fell foe each other and then broke up 

who said about break up ?

 

well  you did

I did not

when you said you fell for someone and then you said that she fell for you, the fell implies the past meaning you two were in love 

You've a got a point brat 

thank you 
  see i CAN be smart sometimes

What? You're smart always 

i don't feel like that though  compared to you guys

Hey 

i meant i DIDN'T feel smart compared to you guys 

Comes with age..