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St Patricks Day
« on: March 17, 2014, 01:59 PM »
                           
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.  Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
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The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil... :bravo_2:

Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.  3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.  2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.  Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."   Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"  Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."    :violent-smiley-007:
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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 11:34 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 12:29 AM »
 :D :D
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2014, 06:51 PM »
 :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2014, 08:55 PM »
Booklover is such a dear for providing us lots of threads to hijack  :-*
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2014, 09:00 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D so true, we've been hijacking a lot of her threads  :D :D ^-^

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2014, 09:15 PM »
And she doesn't join. Bummer.
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2014, 09:20 PM »
 :D :D :D she's probably rolling her eyes right now ::)

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2014, 09:38 PM »
Booklover!!!!!

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2014, 09:40 PM »
 ;D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2014, 12:46 AM »
stop hijacking you two :P
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2014, 12:50 AM »
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stop hijacking you two :P

Why are you here?  ;D
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2014, 12:53 AM »
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Why are you here?  ;D
Peace Offering  :-*
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2014, 01:02 AM »
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Peace Offering  :-*

There should be something that goes with the peace offering thing  ;)
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2014, 07:57 AM »
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There should be something that goes with the peace offering thing  ;)
just stop hijacking every newbie thread.
 

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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2014, 07:57 AM »
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There should be something that goes with the peace offering thing  ;)
just stop hijacking every newbie/joke thread.
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2014, 09:15 AM »
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just stop hijacking every newbie/joke thread.

You're a TB...you can scrub every convo if it bothers you so much  :-*
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2014, 07:12 PM »
 ;D i think he JUST realized that

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2014, 07:17 PM »
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;D i think he JUST realized that

Yep..let's wait if he will  :P
 

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2014, 01:00 AM »
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You're a TB...you can scrub every convo if it bothers you so much  :-*
I already know that, i can scrap the darn topic and you won't find a bit of it left :P
But it doesn't bother me if you two enjoy ;)
 

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