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St Patricks Day
« on: March 17, 2014, 01:59 PM »
                           
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.  Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
 :singing

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil... :bravo_2:

Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.  3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.  2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.  Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."   Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"  Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."    :violent-smiley-007:
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2014, 01:04 AM »
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I already know that, i can scrap the darn topic and you won't find a bit of it left :P
But it doesn't bother me if you two enjoy ;)

This sounds like two are the only one enjoying when in fact you do too  :-*
 
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2014, 01:06 AM »
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This sounds like two are the only one enjoying when in fact you do too  :-*
i enjoy talking to you, sure.
but you two enjoy further, when i start to talk :P
 

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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2014, 01:10 AM »
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i enjoy talking to you, sure.
but you two enjoy further, when i start to talk :P

Of course. Isn't that obvious already?  :-*
 

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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2014, 08:07 PM »
 :D :D i think he didn't expect the positive response  :D

Things change
 

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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2014, 09:07 PM »
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:D :D i think he didn't expect the positive response  :D

You mean we always say negative responses?  :P
 

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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2014, 09:37 PM »
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You mean we always say negative responses?  :P
;D no we just don't usually compliment him when he's being so confident in himself  :D

Things change
 

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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2014, 09:42 PM »
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;D no we just don't usually compliment him when he's being so confident in himself  :D

 :D :D
 

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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2014, 12:22 AM »
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;D no we just don't usually compliment him when he's being so confident in himself  :D
Nah, i just lost the sense to be playful or to comment further.
 

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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2014, 12:24 AM »
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Nah, i just lost the sense to be playful or to comment further.

Like now?  ;D
 

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« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2014, 12:30 AM »
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Like now?  ;D
why do you suppose ?
 

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« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2014, 12:43 AM »
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why do you suppose ?

I was asking. You could just answer you know.
 

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« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2014, 12:51 AM »
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I was asking. You could just answer you know.
Answer what ?
 

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« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2014, 01:06 AM »
Scroll up  ::)
 

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« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2014, 01:20 AM »
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Scroll up  ::)
Scroll what up ?
 

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« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2014, 01:39 AM »
Oh..I don't know what you use to scroll things up  ::)
 

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« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2014, 01:50 AM »
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Oh..I don't know what you use to scroll things up  ::)
OH! i meant what do i have to scroll up.
 

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« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2014, 01:58 AM »
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OH! i meant what do i have to scroll up.

What you were asking or inquiring.
 

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« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2014, 02:04 AM »
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What you were asking or inquiring.
scroll up what ?
 

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« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2014, 04:05 AM »
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scroll up what ?
What you were asking or inquiring.
 

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« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2014, 04:07 AM »
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What you were asking or inquiring.
I was asking scroll what up ?
 

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