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Offline Rosaly

Stingy Dad
« on: June 26, 2013, 03:14 AM »
Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”



Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain
 
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Re: Stingy Dad
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2013, 03:48 PM »
Been there done that  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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