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Author Topic: STRICTLY 4 SHAYARI LOVERS....ENDJOY..SORRY...ENJOY  (Read 2698 times)

Offline mayur47

STRICTLY 4 SHAYARI LOVERS....ENDJOY..SORRY...ENJOY
« on: October 07, 2008, 11:23 PM »
NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

Police ko body mili hai, 
Kale Dant hai, 
Ghosle jaise bal hai, 
Shakal paglo vali hai, 
Pair ulte hai, 
Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai. :? :?
Zara EMAIL to karo,tasalli ho jayegi.     

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May God give u,

Tata ka status, 

Vajpayee ki dhiraj, 

Laaden ki himmat, 

Bill Gates ki income, 

Bush ki taqat, 

baaki...

MENDAK ka dimag to hai hee..     
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why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..   
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SORRY, it's ur personal matter,
i should not interfere..     
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Shetan ki 3 nishanian   

1=EMAIL milte hi parhta hey. 

2=parhte hue hansta hey.


3=neeche mat jana?->

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..
 
 
 


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Chand par kaali ghata chati toh hogi, 
sitarao ko muskurahatt aati toh hogi, 
tum laakh chupao dunya se magar,
akele mai tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi....   
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Hum TANHA hai per dil ko TANHA mat samazhna... 
dil mein teri TASVEER laga rakhi hai... 
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhayi mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. 
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!   

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tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge 
tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge 
sharafat se EMAIL bhejte rehna 
varna kaan ke niche denge   
aur fir rone bhi nahi denge   

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Fizao mein tum ho, 
Hawao mein tum ho, 
Baharo mein tum ho, 
Dhop mein tum ho, 
Chhaon mein tum ho, 
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka 
koi thikana nahi hota.     
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Surat par aapki fida ho kar, 
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai, 
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye, 
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.   


Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,     

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Ladke bhi unke saath the   
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.   
..HUMARI MAANGE     
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.     



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Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kardiya, 
Auro ko thik hamko bhi barbad kar diya , 
Isbarbadi ki hamne gazal banadi , 
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wahh wahh kardiya 
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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho, 
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, 
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho, 
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!     

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Tez hava ka jhonka aya 
sath me teri khushbu laya 
tab mere dil me khayal aya 
mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya :? :?

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MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, 
PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA, 
IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO 
EMAIL PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA.  (GHUSTAKE MAAF HO...  )
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Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?   
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,  ur friend is also my son that's Confidential. :? :? :?
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A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.     
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!   
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..   
Swamiji..   
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison 
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Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne useey nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha :P
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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hain.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... 

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!  :P
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Jalne ko aag kahte hai,Bujhe ko raakh kahte hai,
Cobra ko naag kahte hai, Garden ko baagh kahte hai
aur jo aap ke paas nahi hai usko demaagh kahte hai. :P

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Earth may stop rotating,birds may stop flying,
candles may stop melting, Fishes may stop swimming,
heart may stop beating,but your ?Brain? will never start working
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, :? :?
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...   
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,   
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho......   

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U r a GENIUS....  Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. 
It is Divided in two parts...   
LEFT & RIGHT 
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... &   
In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.   
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai 
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai 
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai 
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..       
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Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha!   
Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!     
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
Phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi.  :P

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Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
tere liye chand taare tod denge,
Tere liye khushiyon ke darwaze khol denge,
ek baar has ke to dikha tere saare daant tod denge.  :P

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COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI,
ABHI DEKHONA EK NIRALA BANDER SCREEN PAR
PADRAHA HAI EMAILS DHADHADHAD DHADADHAD   
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Fizao mein tum ho, 
Hawao mein tum ho,
Baharo mein tum ho,
Dhop mein tum ho,
Chhaon mein tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka   
koi thikana nahi hota.     
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Surat par aapki fida ho kar, 
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai, 
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye,   
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.
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Tareef ke kaabil hum kahan?
Charcha to aapki chalti hai

Sab kuchh to hai aapke paas
Bas Seeng aur Poonchh ki kami khalti hai..!! :P 

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Pathey Gir Saktheyhain, Ped Nahin
Sooraj Doob saktha hain Aasman nahi
Darthi Sook sakthi hain Dhariya nahin
Duniya Sudhar sakhthi hain par Aap nahin 

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Oopar wale ne jab aapko Bheja
Toh aisa Bheja ki bheja mein BHEJA hi nahi Bejha :P
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Best Regards
Mayur47
Enjoy!!!
 

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