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The Dunny
« on: March 28, 2014, 01:13 PM »
 

   
  Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the dunny!" 
 
  Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the dunny." 
 
  Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." 
 
  So Pa mosies out to the dunny, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the dunny!"   
 

   
 

 "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" 
 
  Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole! 
 
  "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." 
 
  So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,  "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this dunny!" 
 
  Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
 
   
 
  Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
 

  To which Ma replies,"Hurts,  don't it?!" 
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Re: The Dunny
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2014, 10:55 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
 

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Re: The Dunny
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2014, 11:18 PM »
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Re: The Dunny
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2014, 06:34 PM »
 ;D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: The Dunny
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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