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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
Do unto others before they do unto you
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2014, 03:11 PM »
 :D :D :D :D
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2014, 07:32 PM »
Omg thats hilarious  :D :D :D :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2014, 09:28 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2014, 11:27 PM »
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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2014, 06:42 PM »
 ;D really nin?

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2014, 10:28 PM »
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;D really nin?
Hey, it is just smiles with lots of enter  >:D
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2014, 10:29 PM »
 :-\
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2014, 11:56 PM »
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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2014, 06:28 PM »
 :) i want to join
nin --->  :021: <--- me

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2014, 06:32 PM »
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:) i want to join
nin --->  :021: <--- me

Join?
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2014, 06:42 PM »
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Join?
nin was hitting himself so i said i wanted to join  :angel:

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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2014, 02:52 AM »
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nin was hitting himself so i said i wanted to join  :angel:
are you gonna use super glue to join ?
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2014, 05:43 PM »
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are you gonna use super glue to join ?
:) yup  ;D to glue your hands together

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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2014, 01:14 AM »
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:) yup  ;D to glue your hands together
our hand together that would mean we will be touching intimately and niobe might enjoy it ;)
 

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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2014, 01:47 AM »
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our hand together that would mean we will be touching intimately and niobe might enjoy it ;)

There's something wrong with your post  ;D
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2014, 12:48 PM »
okay let me rephrase my earlier comment; to glue both of your own hands, nin, to yourself  :-*

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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2014, 11:42 PM »
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okay let me rephrase my earlier comment; to glue both of your own hands, nin, to yourself  :-*

Way to go  :-*
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2014, 11:51 PM »
  :kiss:

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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2014, 11:53 PM »
Weird smiley  :D
 

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