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Offline Booklover

the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
Do unto others before they do unto you
 
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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2014, 12:09 AM »
 :D what this? :kiss:
 that's my confident, "yeah, you know it" face  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2014, 11:52 AM »
Well...I'm used to the kissing smiley. This smiley on the other hand has a little kissey heart stuck up on it's mouth  :D okay, I'm not making sense  :P
 

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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2014, 09:08 PM »
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Well...I'm used to the kissing smiley. This smiley on the other hand has a little kissey heart stuck up on it's mouth  :D okay, I'm not making sense  :P
:D you were making sense, but it's funny the way you were describing it  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2014, 09:11 PM »
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:D you were making sense, but it's funny the way you were describing it  :D

Creepy  :D :D :D

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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2014, 09:24 PM »
 :D :D :D :D it looks like something a  perv would do :kiss:

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« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2014, 09:25 PM »
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:D :D :D :D it looks like something a  perv would do :kiss:

Kiss was glued to its mouth?  :P
 

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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2014, 09:43 PM »
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Kiss was glued to its mouth?  :P
and he thinks it is attractive  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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Kiss was glued to its mouth?  :P

Who?
 

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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2014, 09:57 PM »
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Who?
the perv imoji  :D :D
it kind of reminds me of nin  :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2014, 09:58 PM »
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the perv imoji  :D :D
it kind of reminds me of nin  :D :D


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« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2014, 08:49 PM »
 :D :D never mind , he's too quiet to be nin  :D

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« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2014, 08:56 PM »
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:D :D never mind , he's too quiet to be nin  :D

You're late today  :040: :040: :040:
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2014, 09:14 PM »
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You're late today  :040: :040: :040:
  :-* :-* :-*   :D It's nice to see you too
 :( I'm sorry I had sooooooooooooooooooo much HW today and i was really stressed out and not in a good mood  ;D but then i sobered when i got online and started talking to you :kiss:

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« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2014, 09:18 PM »
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  :-* :-* :-*   :D It's nice to see you too
 :( I'm sorry I had sooooooooooooooooooo much HW today and i was really stressed out and not in a good mood  ;D but then i sobered when i got online and started talking to you :kiss:

Awww  :'( :'( :'( I'm sorry to hear that. Have your comfort food..it helps.

Well, I love slacking with you. It makes work tolerable  :P :P
 

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« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2014, 09:33 PM »
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Awww  :'( :'( :'( I'm sorry to hear that. Have your comfort food..it helps.

Well, I love slacking with you. It makes work tolerable  :P :P
??? I don't even have the TIME for food. but it's fine  ;D I'll survive

and im glad to here that you haven't gotten fired yet  :D :D :D
 ;D somehow i don't see you working in an office

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2014, 09:36 PM »
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??? I don't even have the TIME for food. but it's fine  ;D I'll survive

and im glad to here that you haven't gotten fired yet  :D :D :D
 ;D somehow i don't see you working in an office

Hey..I do work  :57: Don't worry..I'll never get fired. Hey, I am working in a respectable office  :D :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2014, 09:53 PM »
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Hey..I do work  :57: Don't worry..I'll never get fired. Hey, I am working in a respectable office  :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D it's just so hard imagining you in one with a dress suit and all serious  :D

Ps  :'( have to go, ill try to get my hw done sooner tomorrow  :-*

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« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2014, 09:56 PM »
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:D :D :D it's just so hard imagining you in one with a dress suit and all serious  :D

Ps  :'( have to go, ill try to get my hw done sooner tomorrow  :-*

Seriously?

Alright...tomorrow then  :-*
 

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« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2014, 10:02 PM »
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Seriously?

Alright...tomorrow then  :-*
:D :D :D :D i love that face 
good night, im really getting off now :-* :-*

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« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2014, 10:03 PM »
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:D :D :D :D i love that face 
good night, im really getting off now :-* :-*

Okay brat...guess I have to work now  ;)

Good night to you  ^-^
 

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