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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Re: the outhouse
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2014, 10:09 PM »
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Okay brat...guess I have to work now  ;)

Good night to you  ^-^
:D :D :D okay good night for the last time  :D

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« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2014, 12:58 AM »
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:D :D :D it's just so hard imagining you in one with a dress suit and all serious  :D

niobe in dress  :D :D :D :D
she work in Burlesque group :P
 

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« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2014, 01:04 AM »
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niobe in dress  :D :D :D :D
she work in Burlesque group :P

Hardy har har....very funny  ::) ::) ::)

Keep your thoughts to yourself  :021:
 

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« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2014, 01:34 AM »
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Hardy har har....very funny  ::) ::) ::)

Keep your thoughts to yourself  :021:
what you told me that, you work there.
and dance in exoctic moves and do things for people watching you dancing seductively ?
 

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« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2014, 01:36 AM »
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what you told me that, you work there.
and dance in exoctic moves and do things for people watching you dancing seductively ?

That was you and your imagination talking  :sign0023:
 

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« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2014, 01:38 AM »
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That was you and your imagination talking  :sign0023:
you are denying the fact you send me pic of your in red costume of your routine ?
 

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« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2014, 01:42 AM »
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you are denying the fact you send me pic of your in red costume of your routine ?

No denying cause it wasn't a fact. Ahhhhh..are you sure it was me  ;)
 

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« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2014, 01:51 AM »
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No denying cause it wasn't a fact. Ahhhhh..are you sure it was me  ;)
it was, i still have the pic of you in that red garment ;)
 

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« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2014, 01:55 AM »
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it was, i still have the pic of you in that red garment ;)

 ;D

You don't remember? You got wasted and put on that red garment. I even took your picture wearing a wig. Tskkkk....that was your picture. Not mine.  :P
 

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« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2014, 01:59 AM »
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;D

You don't remember? You got wasted and put on that red garment. I even took your picture wearing a wig. Tskkkk....that was your picture. Not mine.  :P
No, there was no face in that pic, just lower part wearing a small red skirt :P
 

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« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2014, 02:03 AM »
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No, there was no face in that pic, just lower part wearing a small red skirt :P

You cropped it since you can't disguise yourself as a girl. Look at inside your closet. You still have that skirt you wore   :P
 

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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2014, 02:11 AM »
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You cropped it since you can't disguise yourself as a girl. Look at inside your closet. You still have that skirt you wore   :P
okay, i'll  :D
 

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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2014, 02:15 AM »
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okay, i'll  :D

Good.. :D
 

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« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2014, 08:43 PM »
 :D :D :D when you find it send it to me please.
and while you're at it ashley I'd like that duck face as well  :D :D :D

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« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2014, 08:47 PM »
 :D
 

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« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2014, 09:29 PM »
 ;D waiting for it...

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« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2014, 09:33 PM »
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;D waiting for it...

for?
 

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« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2014, 09:37 PM »
 ;D nin's surrender of his pictures  :D

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« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2014, 09:53 PM »
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;D nin's surrender of his pictures  :D

Good luck with that  ;)
 

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« Reply #60 on: March 25, 2014, 11:36 PM »
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;D nin's surrender of his pictures  :D
Not gonna happen, you might fall in love with how ruggedly handsome i am  :D :D :D
 

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