Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

Thanks for telling me in advance 

Don't worry, i will still slide the ball between your legs

Lame move. I'll counter it.

you gonna grab it with your hand

Maybe, maybe not. 

I think you will grab something, but it won't be the ball, it will be air as the ball moves fast out of your reach.

That's a good scenario  but the odds are not in your favor.

You don't know how i can bend it better than Beckham

I wouldn't know since it's all in your mind 

That's why you will not know my Attacking Prowess.

That remains to be seen. 

DO you think i'm Invisible 

What's there to understand

No, i meant there is nothing to understand, just to be seen

Okay, explain 

I mean when I slide ball between your legs you will see it.
see everything.

Well, there's a loophole. I won't be able to see the ball cause my team mates will see to it that you won't even get the chance to kick it.

Do you know who taught Messi To Dribble Past 5-6 Defenders ?