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to make you smile
« on: April 26, 2014, 12:39 PM »
Did you know that studies show that a woman is turned on by different things, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. If she is ovulating, she is attracted to strong men with rugged masculine features. And if she is just about to menstruate, she is more attracted to a man with a knife in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire :-*
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Re: to make you smile
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2014, 12:40 PM »
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
 "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
 "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
 Her mother said, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is
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Re: to make you smile
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2014, 12:41 PM »
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. They were drunk, walking home, and they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
 One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
 The other friend didn't want to ruin her panties, but she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it.
 They went home and the next day one of the women's husbands called the other and said, "These girls' nights have got to stop! My wife came home with no panties!!"
 "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....
 "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"
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Re: to make you smile
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2014, 10:41 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
 

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