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TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 08:52 PM »
Snigger snigger :D
I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing    :)
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2014, 06:25 PM »
 :D typical nin

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2014, 10:13 PM »
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:D typical nin
No typically me, it's a joke.
i would never do what he did.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 12:40 PM »
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No typically me, it's a joke.
i would never do what he did.
;D I KNOW
I just meant that it was typical of you to post a joke like that :D youd probably leave it like it was

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2014, 10:06 PM »
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;D I KNOW
I just meant that it was typical of you to post a joke like that :D youd probably leave it like it was
well, i have perverted humor and just look at my siggy  :-*
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2014, 05:20 PM »
;D we ALL know that :D

but i wouldn't change a thing about you :-*

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 01:19 AM »
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;D we ALL know that :D

but i wouldn't change a thing about you :-*
Changing me is hard, i can change you ;)
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2014, 09:19 AM »
::)
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2014, 04:58 PM »
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Changing me is hard, i can change you ;)
;D I didn't say i wanted to change you , i cant hold a gun to your head and say CHANGE  :violent-smiley-007:
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NO!  :040:  :040: :040: :040: you cant change me  :NeenerNeener:
 ;D no matter what you think
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::)
;D thank you  liexo

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2014, 08:07 PM »
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;D I didn't say i wanted to change you , i cant hold a gun to your head and say CHANGE  :violent-smiley-007:
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NO!  :040:  :040: :040: :040: you cant change me  :NeenerNeener:
 ;D no matter what you think ;D thank you  liexo
do i look like some were something you will go hey hands up and change  :D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2014, 08:16 PM »
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do i look like some were something you will go hey hands up and change  :D

 ::)
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2014, 08:18 PM »
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::)
Laugh sometimes, niobe.
I bet you will look good  ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2014, 08:20 PM »
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Laugh sometimes, niobe.
I bet you will look good  ;D

I always look good even if I'm frowning  :D :D :D :D

But it's a good joke...already read it somewhere else though  ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2014, 08:42 PM »
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I always look good even if I'm frowning  :D :D :D :D

But it's a good joke...already read it somewhere else though  ;D
Darn, you have perverted friends ?
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2014, 08:44 PM »
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Darn, you have perverted friends ?

Yup..you included  :-*
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2014, 08:45 PM »
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Yup..you included  :-*
You better decide you want me as boy friend or a brother
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2014, 08:52 PM »
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You better decide you want me as boy friend or a brother

Can I be friends with my brother?  :-*
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2014, 09:04 PM »
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Can I be friends with my brother?  :-*
No.
You can't
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2014, 09:12 PM »
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No.
You can't

You are harsh  :'(
 

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