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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #481 on: July 23, 2014, 03:28 AM »
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Really? Got proof?

Your reads are boring? Then why are you reading them?  :D
Because I like them boring.

I got proof, but i am not gonna Post it for shake of being correct.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #482 on: July 23, 2014, 03:29 AM »
Words...all words.  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #483 on: July 23, 2014, 03:30 AM »
Words are only words.
Not matter who speaks them.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #484 on: July 23, 2014, 03:31 AM »
I know. Words are meaningless without action.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #485 on: July 23, 2014, 03:32 AM »
That is true too.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #486 on: July 23, 2014, 03:36 AM »
That's why sign language is better.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #487 on: July 23, 2014, 03:40 AM »
You know it ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #488 on: July 23, 2014, 03:40 AM »
Of course. I volunteered in a school for the deaf way back.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #489 on: July 23, 2014, 03:43 AM »
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Of course. I volunteered in a school for the deaf way back.
Good, i don't know it, but i am sure, your sign language will come handy for you.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #490 on: July 23, 2014, 03:45 AM »
It's pretty easy. The first thing I learn is the "I am hungry" sign.  :-\
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #491 on: July 23, 2014, 03:54 AM »
You should have your dinner, it is your dinner time.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #492 on: July 23, 2014, 03:56 AM »
waiting for my ride.  :(
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #493 on: July 23, 2014, 03:57 AM »
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waiting for my ride.  :(
Shuttle or Friend?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #494 on: July 23, 2014, 04:03 AM »
Friend. He's still doing something some back-up thing with the server.  :(
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #495 on: July 23, 2014, 04:04 AM »
Hmm, Going with IT guy ?
 

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