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Offline Ash.o

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two tomatoes
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:18 PM »
My 9 year-old brother told me this joke, so when u read the following, just imagine it being told by a
blank-faced little kid. Oh, and he told it to me in swedish, so forgive me if it the humor of it was lost in translation.. or something.  ;D

Two tomatoes cross the street.
One gets run over by a car.
The other one says: "Ketchup."
« Last Edit: February 11, 2013, 06:03 AM by Ashos »
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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2013, 10:00 PM »
 :laugh:

You may have a 9 year old telling you that joke but I had a Boss  telling me that joke.   :D
 

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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2013, 06:01 AM »
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You may have a 9 year old telling you that joke but I had a Boss  telling me that joke.   :D

what can i say? it's a classic. can't be beat.  :D :D
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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2013, 02:24 PM »
that is so freaking FUNNY. i almost peed may pants.

and why didn't i know about this joke board, i really need to expand my horizons.

thanks...i might be suing that in the near future hope is fine, lets try it in french and see how people react  to it. LOL  :D :D :D
 

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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2013, 01:46 PM »
 >:( >:( >:(  Soooo, when you sent me that joke, you were just using me as a lab rat ?  >:( >:( >:(
Well, the french one with the lemons is better !  :NeenerNeener:
 

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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2013, 01:48 PM »
here it is for those of you who speak french :

Deux citrons traversent la route quand l'un des deux se fait écraser par une voiture.
L'autre se retourne et lui dit : Juju, tu te presse ?


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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 01:52 PM »
Y didn't u 2 tell me about this thread  >:( :'(
 

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Re: two tomatoes
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2013, 02:09 PM »
'Cause I tought you knew...
I've only been here two weeks, remember ? Before it was just from time to time when I could get the internet at people's houses...
 

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