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Offline mayur47

UL Gabbar ke Raaj Me IT
« on: September 15, 2008, 03:49 AM »
Gabbar ke Raaj Me IT
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur!
Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software
banana band kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on
a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:
"Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai....
ye log Programming karenge?
In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte.
Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."


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AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne viruses thhye?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen antivirus .
Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?



Kya soch key aaye ho?
Sardar bahoot khush hoga?
Incentive dega ,
Salary badayega?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts )
"Sambaa laptop la re".

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen.
Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab testing kar Haaaaaaaa"
Best Regards
Mayur47
Enjoy!!!
 

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