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Problems that can arise if you give your dog a bad name (real letter to Anne Landers' column)

"Everybody who has a dog calls him 'Rover' or 'Boy'. I call mine 'Sex'. He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went too!' Then I said - "But this is a dog." He said he didnt care what she looked like. Then I said-" You dont understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old!" He winked and said - 'You must have been quite a kid.'
 
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said - 'You dont need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we dont care what you do.'
I said - 'Look, you dont understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said - 'Funny, I have the same problem.'

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
'But you dont understand,' I said, 'I had hoped to have Sex on TV.'
He said - 'Now that cable is all over the place, its no big deal anymore.'

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said - "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married"
The Judge said - 'The courtroom isnt a confessional. Stick to the case, please'
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said - 'Me too.'

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent 4 hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked - What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?' I told him that I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.

 
 

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