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Offline ninjumper

Watchtower
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:30 AM »
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day, a second man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. “Now we will be able to have three people doing eight-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”
The newcomer is only too happy to help, and in fact, volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
Again they yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Later, they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again, the second man yells down, “Hey, I said no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Eventually, the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He’s not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, “Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they’re screwing.”
 
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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 05:13 AM »
Read this somewhere...still funny though  :)
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2014, 09:36 PM »
 :D this time: bad wife :040:

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2014, 10:03 PM »
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:D this time: bad wife :040:
hey, she only saw her husband for many year, and lived with him :P
she got bored ;)

P.S. Joke was not for you, you go pick some Kiddy jokes
 

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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2014, 10:17 PM »
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hey, she only saw her husband for many year, and lived with him :P
she got bored ;)

P.S. Joke was not for you, you go pick some Kiddy jokes
;D i can read what i want old man :kiss:

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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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hey, she only saw her husband for many year, and lived with him :P
she got bored ;)

P.S. Joke was not for you, you go pick some Kiddy jokes

PS. Then you shouldn't have posted it if it was meant for some audience only  :P
 

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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 10:29 PM »
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;D i can read what i want old man :kiss:
you know this old man is a pervert  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 10:30 PM »
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PS. Then you shouldn't have posted it if it was meant for some audience only  :P
OH! so sweet, okay,, i will have to make sure, she doesn't stalk my post :P
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 10:38 PM »
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OH! so sweet, okay,, i will have to make sure, she doesn't stalk my post :P

you call that stalking?  ;D
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 11:39 PM »
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you call that stalking?  ;D
i do, because i don't know any other way ;)
 

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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2014, 11:46 PM »
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i do, because i don't know any other way ;)

And you think I believe that?  ;)
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2014, 11:57 PM »
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And you think I believe that?  ;)
I know you don't :P
Because you never believe anything i say
 

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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2014, 12:03 AM »
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I know you don't :P
Because you never believe anything i say

Sometimes I do  :-*
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2014, 12:09 AM »
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Sometimes I do  :-*
OH, you do.
do i come believable those times ;)
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2014, 12:19 AM »
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OH, you do.
do i come believable those times ;)

99% unimaginable  :P
 

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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2014, 12:20 AM »
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99% unimaginable  :P
So good liar i am  8)
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2014, 12:24 AM »
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So good liar i am  8)

And you're very proud of it  ;)
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2014, 12:32 AM »
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And you're very proud of it  ;)
NOt as much as i am since you have complimented ;)
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2014, 12:37 AM »
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NOt as much as i am since you have complimented ;)

Compliments? I wasn't  :)
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2014, 05:11 AM »
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Compliments? I wasn't  :)
So, what was it
 

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