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Offline mayabelle

Wife getting even.
« on: August 03, 2012, 11:46 PM »
For those of us who have to put up with jokes about women, here's one to 'even the score'.  Thanks to ashraf wajdy at viprasys.org   Enjoy.  :)

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
Do not nag him.
And most importantly, make love to him regularly.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
 
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Offline dontbreakme

Re: Wife getting even.
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2012, 08:39 PM »
:D
I'm not a hoarder... Ok, maybe a digital hoarder. But that's not bad right?
 
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Offline itallFire

Re: Wife getting even.
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2012, 08:46 PM »
LOL
 
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Anissa19

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Re: Wife getting even.
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2012, 10:59 PM »
hahaha XD
 
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Offline ☆Orange☆

Re: Wife getting even.
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2012, 05:44 PM »
LOL  :D
 
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