• December 08, 2016, 10:16 AM
• Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
Perusing The Shelves

Author Topic: WIFE VS. HUSBAND  (Read 4394 times)

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2014, 11:21 PM »
reminds me of you
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2014, 11:25 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
reminds me of you

Really? Well, this was for you  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2014, 11:30 PM »
oh you mean i should have laughed.
when the joke was bit grey
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2014, 11:31 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
oh you mean i should have laughed.
when the joke was bit grey

Did I say about making you laugh?  ::) ::) ::)

 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2014, 11:34 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Did I say about making you laugh?  ::) ::) ::)
so implying I'm the husband in the situation ?
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2014, 11:36 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
so implying I'm the husband in the situation ?

Can I stop you if you want to imply yourself as the husband or even the mules, goats and pigs?  :unamused:
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2014, 11:43 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Can I stop you if you want to imply yourself as the husband or even the mules, goats and pigs?  :unamused:
you want to stop.me :D
oh okay.I got it.
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2014, 11:44 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
you want to stop.me :D
oh okay.I got it.

Using this ---->  :D doesn't make your statement funny  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2014, 11:46 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Using this ---->  :D doesn't make your statement funny  ;D
okay so will this help
:)
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2014, 11:47 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
okay so will this help
:)

with?
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2014, 11:50 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
with?
that your joke was funny
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2014, 11:55 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
that your joke was funny

Oh yeah..well, that would matter to me...NOT.
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2014, 11:58 PM »
 :57:
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2014, 12:02 AM »
 ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2014, 12:04 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
;D
You winking ?
 

Offline Niobe

  • The Mistress of Procrastination
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 9031
  • -Receive: 2322
  • Posts: 14348
  • Rating : 2353
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2014, 12:06 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You winking ?

If I am then you must not have been in my peripheral vision  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

  • PERVERT OF THE YEAR
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 131273
  • -Receive: 86240
  • Posts: 21717
  • Rating : 65531
  • Damn!!! :D
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2014, 12:09 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
If I am then you must not have been in my peripheral vision  ;D
8)
 

Offline quietgirlwiththebook

  • The Best Brat
  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 93
  • -Receive: 134
  • Posts: 3371
  • Rating : 137
  • Sleep is MY best friend
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2014, 07:14 PM »
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D
 :D :D :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

Offline Gus

  • PTS Expert
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 19025
  • -Receive: 1717
  • Posts: 1512
  • Rating : 1799
Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2014, 11:02 AM »
 ::)  Kids.....
You really deserve your avis.... *sigh*

But the joke was funny !
 

Tags:
 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
0 Replies
873 Views
Last post December 13, 2012, 08:39 AM
by εїз zwbookworm εїз