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Offline Niobe

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #181 on: July 18, 2014, 08:09 PM »
It's working pretty fine.  :-* Maybe it's because I used my other account where people ping me ALL the time I have to turn the noti off.  :-\ What's up, brat?  :-*
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #182 on: July 18, 2014, 08:14 PM »
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It's working pretty fine.  :-* Maybe it's because I used my other account where people ping me ALL the time I have to turn the noti off.  :-\ What's up, brat?  :-*
ooh popular arent we? :laugh:
just trying to keep up :laugh: how about u?

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #183 on: July 18, 2014, 08:19 PM »
No, not popular. Just easy to pester I guess since they know I am a zombie. Pffttt..Keeping up is your strength.  ;) Are you talking to Jose or Manuel? ^-^
 

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« Reply #184 on: July 18, 2014, 08:32 PM »
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No, not popular. Just easy to pester I guess since they know I am a zombie. Pffttt..Keeping up is your strength.  ;) Are you talking to Jose or Manuel? ^-^
???bWwwWHAT?!?!?!!??????? Ur a zombie??!?!?
 Im not talking to either, me and manuel bar know each other and I only message jose back, which means that im still trying to avoid him at any time polite
 ^-^ ^-^  :angel:

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #185 on: July 18, 2014, 08:34 PM »
Yes, because I can be awake all day so it suits them.  :P

Manuel has no hangout? Awww..that's plain sad. As long as Jose is just trying to be on the friendly side then you're safe.  :laugh:

PS. Says message sending failed when I tried sending you a PM just now.
 

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« Reply #186 on: July 18, 2014, 08:42 PM »
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Yes, because I can be awake all day so it suits them.  :P

Manuel has no hangout? Awww..that's plain sad. As long as Jose is just trying to be on the friendly side then you're safe.  :laugh:

PS. Says message sending failed when I tried sending you a PM just now.
haha I dont know how u do it :laugh:
well I dont know :P yeah, and he better stay on that side

 ??? Hmm I wonder why

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #187 on: July 18, 2014, 08:48 PM »
The amazing effect of coffee.  8)

Well, go and find out if he has one.  :040: And seeing Jose, I don't he's the aggressive type.  :-\

Tell your mom to go and buy you a phone so you can install the messenger apps.  ;)
 

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« Reply #188 on: July 18, 2014, 08:59 PM »
Haha well then I guess that makes up tor ur lack of sleep ;D
how do I find out if I have no way of contacting him? :D
Jose really just isnt ;D
 ;D u think I haven't?

Ps have to get off now :-*

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #189 on: July 18, 2014, 09:04 PM »
Yup..exactly the requirement for you to be a zombie. ;)

Find ways :040: Jose isn't what?  :P

Well, go ask her again.  ^-^

Okay brat. Catch up with you soon.  :-*
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #190 on: July 21, 2014, 04:25 AM »
 :bravo_2:
 

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« Reply #191 on: July 22, 2014, 11:26 AM »
 :kiss: no pictures, Please.  :kiss:
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Yup..exactly the requirement for you to be a zombie. ;)

Find ways :040: Jose isn't what?  :P

Well, go ask her again.  ^-^

Okay brat. Catch up with you soon.  :-*

Okay ur majesty ;D
 Jose isn't aggressive, in any way :D :D
I will try, like i have been for the past decade :laugh:

I'M BACK!!!!!!!  :88: :88:

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #192 on: July 22, 2014, 11:39 AM »
Hahaha..good thing I am still awake then.  :-*

It's 2:38am here and I need to get up at 6.  :strong:
 

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« Reply #193 on: July 22, 2014, 11:43 AM »
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Hahaha..good thing I am still awake then.  :-*

It's 2:38am here and I need to get up at 6.  :strong:
:o GO TO BED!!!!!  :omg:

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #194 on: July 22, 2014, 11:52 AM »
No way. I'm doing this for the planet of the apes movie.  ^-^
 

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